SIGNS THAT YOU'RE A FILIPINO - CLOTHING AND APPEARANCE

1. There's Angelique eyeliner and Johnson's Baby Powder compacts lurking in your makeup drawer
2. You use Perla soap on your face
3. You have several pairs of 'tsinelas' at your doorstep
4. You deliberately flaunt your pager and cellphone
5. You find dried-up morsels or rice stuck to your shirt
6. You check labels on clothes to see where it's made
7. You hang your clothes out to dry
8. You've had the same bobbed hairstyle since high school
9. You wear fake or original Tommy Hilfiger shirts in bold and shouting prints
10. Your next goal is to buy Polo or Burberry's bag
11. Your ponytail ribbon covers half your head
12. You wore kung fu shoes in high school
13. You use an umbrella for a shade on hot summer days
14. You play basketball in you chinellas (slippers)